Petticoat Discipline Monthly
Volume 3 No 4 April 2002   
An example of petticoated.com's collection of rare St Valentine's Day cards. Our archives have now been properly catalogued and stored. 

For some time now, petticoated.com has needed a proper library to store its records, and I am proud to announce that we now have one. I had heard rumours that the nineteenth century red brick factory that we rent in Grimsby had an empty cellar, and, one Saturday, when the rest of the staff were not present, Saffy and I each armed ourself with a gleaming steel torch and, feeling rather like two members of the Famous Five, we went in search of it.

There is a doorway which I had never opened in the wall of a little-used storage area, full of rusty printing machinery, and with difficulty we managed to prise the door open. Behind it was a stone stairway, leading down to another door of heavy iron. We descended on tip-toe, pushing aside cobwebs as we went, and sending spiders scuttling into the crevices in the brick walls.

The iron door opened with the rusted, and almost corporeally painful, creak of long disuse. Before us stretched a stone-flagged passage, and I felt like Howard Carter standing at the threshold of Tutenkhamen's tomb. 'Wonderful things', whispered Saffy, obviously with exactly the same thought, as he allowed his flashlight to penetrate the eldritch gloom, and play along the walls and the arched stone ceiling.

At the end of this mausoleum-like corridor we pushed ajar an open wooden door and discovered the long-abandoned basement, perfectly dry thank goodness, and ideally suited to a library - neither Saffy nor myself have any time for the offensive local libraries of New Britain, or 'Airstrip One' as my conservative old chum Sarah Fraser calls it, in ironic reference to George Orwell's '1984'.

Their clackety-clacking supermarket gates, their clinical steel, eye-level shelving, their rows and rows of modern brightly dust-jacketed rubbish (any book published before 1960 having been thrown away or sold off years before), their banks of computers for the semi-literate products of our Blairised education system to fiddle around with, and their substratum of continual chatter and noise - because any thought that public libraries should be places of quiet browsing and literary contemplation was cast aside as 'elitist' sometime in the 1970s - all these things, Saffy and I find profoundly distasteful, and frankly totalitarian.

I believe that the only sounds permissable in a genuine library, the haunt of readers, and tweedy, tobacco-smelling librarians, rather than 'information resource officers', are the occasional supressed throat-clearing of that antediluvian librarian, and the heavy, wheezy ticking of the clock on the wall. Saffy would dispense with the clock as well, and I did not argue with him.

There has been a good deal of work involved, but the library is now ready, and Saffy, of course, is the librarian. You can visit at the link below, but please note that absolute silence is required. Behave as you would in a cathedral. 

Buster Brown

This month, a very, very special series begins in 'Petticoat Discipline Monthly'. Anne and Timmy, my good friends in America with whom I share a love of the romance and history of horse racing, are also collectors of Buster Brown comics, that mischievous little imp who, at the turn of the century, had the honour to be the very first newspaper comic strip character.

Buster also gave his name to a well-known brand of American children's shoes, and this is how most Americans would know of him today. The first strip presented here, 'Buster Brown Puts on Girl's Clothes', is a masterpiece, and readers are in for a real treat. Susan MacDonald

Saffy has put on the white gloves that careful museum curators wear when handling their collection's arcania, and found this interesting card in our library of treasures. It is a beautiful Easter card by the postcard artist Ellen Clapsaddle. Baby Janet is hoping to have a study of her very sweet postcard pictures ready for a future issue.

As usual, the staff and I would like to wish all readers a very enjoyable Easter or Passover for 2002.

I don't want my little Easter bunnies to eat too much chocolate though, or your Mummies will be very cross with you! 
Readers' Birthdays

Readers are invited to send me their birthdays, so that we can have birthday greetings to you on the cover of each issue. 

Wilf April 11
Jessica April 16
Tammie April 25

Wilf makes those beautiful and superbly authentic baby reins that you will find on the 'Links' page. Tammie, of course, is our 'Events' organiser and promoter. There will be a small party in our new library for both readers - I am not telling how many candles will be on Wilf's cake. 

All those readers with May birthdays, please write to me soon, that we can send you our best wishes on the cover next month.  
101 Magnificent Years
Her Majesty Elizabeth Angela Marguerite Bowes-Lyon, the Queen Mother, died on March 30 at the age of 101. She spanned the entire twentieth century, and remembered when man did not have the means to fly in a heavier than air machine, and yet lived to see the landing on the moon.

She was born a commoner, however her parents became Lord and Lady Strathmore not long after, and she spent most of her girlhood in the beautiful and haunting environs of Glamis Castle, in Scotland.

She married the Duke of York, who had to assume the responsibility of the British throne as King George VI  after the abdication of his brother. He was a retiring man who found the duties of the sovereign often onerous, but he performed them well and gained incalculable and unstinting support from Elizabeth.

She was the most loved of the British royal family, and was noted for her lively wit and unaffected charm. Older readers will remember her for her exemplary support during the dark days of the London blitz.

On Sunday I received several e mails from readers around the world:

'I just learned of the death of the Queen Mother via an English radio amateur...very sorry to hear of your loss. I send condolences on behalf of all present here.
Suzaran M.
Tokyo, Japan

'Dear Miss MacDonald,

Jessica and the rest of America are saddened by England's loss of the Queen Mum. The Queen Mum was a very strong and classy lady. All of the free world will miss her. Our condolences go out to the people of England.
Jessica
U.S.A.

'Our deepest condolences on your country's truly royal loss.

Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon Windsor epitomized the endurance of England with her statement upon hearing of the abdication and accession to unwanted duties, "Well, we must make the best of it."

She stood like a rock with her Bertie during the darkest moments of World War II. Her visits to, and consideration for, the East End reminded England that its valor is strongest when there is unity between royalty and yeomanry.

She passed on her sense of duty to her stalwart daughter, the current Queen, and lived to see the hope of the family's virtues resucitated in a new generation.

She will be missed by all, mostly by those closest to her. May God grant succor and support to those who loved her most, and especially to Elizabeth, her name-sake, who has suffered two losses of those close to her so soon in succession.

There will be many remembrances, many long recitations of deeds, and kindnesses, and favors, but the highest acolade may well be the simplest:

There was a woman.

In mutual sorrow,
Sydney

'Dear Miss Susan:

I direct your attention to this website if you want to use a remembrance tribute on the website after obtaining permission from Petra Jane - a transgendered person from the United Kingdom. 

My Tribute to HRH, The Queen Mother August 4 1900 - March 30 2002

I thought you might want to put it as your lead in the April issue of 'Petticoat Discipline Monthly'.

Hope you are well dear.
Hugs,
Mandee and Champagne 

Dear Susan,

I've never been very good at extending sympathy though I often feel other's losses and pain very keenly.

I've always felt that the Queen Mother was one of the finest women on earth. Compassionate, courageous, kind, caring and quite obviously a mother any person would be proud to have. For all the years of her life, she served England and her family faithfully and well.

I've known a few women who I could say were truly remarkable - and that's not to say that all women are worthy of honor and respect. However, there are some truly exceptional ones. When they are gone, you realize what a profound loss their presence and joy in the world is and you look for someone to replace them, to be what they were to those who loved and respected them. And somehow you know it will be a while before that happens, if ever.

The Queen Mother was such a person - a true credit to what Royalty really means and the finest example of English gentility in her time. I'll miss her and pray for her though I feel sure God already has embraced her and welcomed her home.
Sincerely,
Baby Janet


Petticoating and Baby Discipline Letters from Old Publications

I always need petticoat discipline letters from the past, in order to bring readers the best of petticoating correspondence. If you can find the time to retype a letter from the past and e-mail it to me, I will be very grateful. It is an inestimable help to the magazine. 

Table of Contents

Library and Archives


STAFF
Image from Mary Beth & John

Publisher: Susan MacDonald
Production Manager: Marcia Bottomley
Librarian and Curator: Saffron
Director of Human Resources: Julie Anne Elliott
Advertising and Promotion: Tutu, Pansy Frills
Promotions and Events Coordinator: Tammie
Tea Lady and Catering: Hectorina Gribble
Security Guard and Gatekeeper: Angus MacDiarmid

Head of the Typing Pool 
Maid Angela
Typists and Sub Editors 
Christy, Pansy Anne, Stacey, Cliff, Baby Janet, Hillary, Bruce, Renee, Bob, Kristin Lynn, Julia, Fani, Philip, Renee, Framlot, Dena, Diana, Pansy Clare, Clarence.

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