'To help me concentrate on my grammar, and to show respect to you, I have put on my secretary underwear and am sitting in the office typing this during my lunch break. I have on pink panties, tan tights and a white, tight panty girdle with pink french knickers over. I am concentrating on my posture as I type, sitting upright with my knees and feet together. My stomach is held in by my panty girdle and I have had to tighten my belt to stop my trousers slipping down and revealing my underwear. Oh how humiliating it would be if my fellow workers found out what I was wearing beneath my formal business wear!'

I am sure that Marcia would agree that Julie Ann makes a splendid addition to petticoated.com's typing pool. Anyway, here is the article: 

A Moray kilt factory has sent a peace offering to a Welshman after his devotion to the tartan cost him his highland dress.Ceri Urch, of Porth, Mid Glamorgan, has been banned from wearing his beloved kilt by his wife, after it attracted the attention of other women.

The 41 year old spent £300 on a kilt in the green and dark red of the Welsh national tartan, and proudly wore it to rugby matches and weddings.But showing it off to regulars at his local turned out to be a big mistake. A group of curious women asked him if he was wearing anything underneath and Mr Urch allowed one of them to find out for herself – just as his wife, Kathrine, walked in.

The pair, married for 25 years, had a blazing row and Mr Urch ended up sleeping on the settee that night. The next morning he found his £300 kilt ripped to shreds in the bedroom wardrobe.But traditional tartan weavers in Keith were so touched by his plight that
they have offered a discount on a replacement kilt.

Linda Gorn, spokeswoman for the Keith Kiltmakers Guild, said: “We must support the wearing of kilts wherever we can, so if Mr Urch would contact us we will supply him with a new one at a discount, but only on the condition that he wears shorts underneath.

“We can understand why his wife got so furious – kilt wearing can attract unwanted attention from women -–so many of our own Scotsmen wear shorts underneath to counter attacks from curious women and hungry midges.”

Mr Urch, a father of five, said yesterday that during the row at their home, Mrs Urch, 41, threw a video recorder at her husband, hit him, and stormed off to bed in tears. Mr Urch said: “The next time I went to wear my kilt I was almost in tears. She had used a kitchen knife to cut it and she had also tried to set fire to it. It was ruined.”

Mr Urch welcomed the offer and advice from the women kiltmakers of Keith. “I find the shorts a bit uncomfortable, but anything for a quiet life with my kilt.” His wife said: “I have banned him from wearing a kilt when he is with me but he can wear it when he’s out with his mates, but not when I‘m around.”

I would have thought that Mrs Urch's best option would have been to make her husband wear a pair of pretty lacy knickers under his kilt, which would have ensured his resistance to any 'unwanted attention' from local women, and also seen to it that he made a greater contribution to the housework.
Susan