Letter 6
MORE ON BABY BEDTIMES
From Miss Helen Good 

Dear Susan,
 
The reaction to Steve's letter ('Early Bed Times For Naughty Boys')  is extremely interesting.Certainly Steve should not be
questioning his mummy's authority.However, she seems to have an overall grasp of disciplinary matters, and is certainly on the right
lines in despatching him to bed early wearing infantile pyjamas.
 
 
It is Judy who concerns me. By his own admission, Toni wanders off on his own at bedtime, chooses his own nightie to wear, and
puts himself to bed. This worries me somewhat. In my experience our little chaps are rather too keen to slip into nightdresses of a
certain style, and I suspect they get far to much enjoyment from wearing these flimsy garments - he certainly should not be selecting them himself.
 
Perhaps Judy should consider a different approach to bed time. Undressing Toni herself in front of her guests is always a good
idea, then popping him into a pair of pink frilly girlish pyjamas perhaps, or my choice for Timmy, babyish winceyette pyjamas. What
could be more satisfying for Judy than to have Toni parading around the garden dressed in such a demeaning fashion. Perhaps he
could be made to curtsy as he serves drinks, wearing a baby bib to keep him clean as he drinks his orange squash from a sippy
cup.
 
Toni bemoans having to go to bed when it's warm and sunny, and eavesdrops on Judy's conversation when he should be asleep. Such behaviour is intolerable, Timmy is tucked up in cosy pyjamas regardless of the weather and knows better than to get out of bed without my permission.Indeed he now struggles to stay awake until eight o'clock and I often put him to bed earlier.Such are the benefits of ensuring Timmy is pyjama clad at least a couple of hours before bed time. Judy should put a stop to this behaviour by putting him to bed herself, restraining him if necessary, as Marion describes.
 
On another occasion Toni is allowed to cover up Judy's choice of nightwear for him with a bathrobe! Surely Judy was remiss here. If
Timmy were to attempt such an act, (which he wouldn't dare) I would not hesitate to put him over my lap for a spanking, and ensure
he displayed his sissy night attire to everyone present by standing on a chair and reciting a nursery rhyme.Hiding babyish pyjamas and bunny slippers from my female friends is not an option open to him. Being teased and humiliated wearing infant pyjamas is part of the structure of Timmy's development, and I urge Judy to take a firmer line with Toni because I fear he has too much independence at present.

I appreciate Judy may take issue with my comments but I have her own, and Toni's, interests at heart.
  Regards,

Miss Helen Good.

We can always rely on Miss Helen Good for firm and resolute petticoating advice. The male babies in our lives need to be fully disciplined, which will be the most beneficial regime for them, and I agree that they should not be toddling around deciding for themselves which nightie they are to wear to beddi-byes.

Steve's letter has certainly evoked a storm of protest from my female readers especially, and I do think that Steve now understands that he must be compliant and docile to his dear mummy's wishes. No more complaints please Steve - or Stephanie.
Susan

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