My goodness, Nanny Grace, whom I knew as a young woman, had the answer to this sort of nonsense. A pretty, soft sheath tied in a special bow is the answer. Nanny Grace had made several herself for her male charges in the period 1910 - 1940, and they were of rich pink satin, lined with soft angora wool. Nanny used to apply iced water to the part first, to make it as tiny as possible, before gently and prettily tying on the sheath. This should do the trick, and when you powder your baby in that area with a soft powder puff, he will probably kick his legs in the air a little in frustration, but you should no longer have the problem of which you complain.
I certainly agree that
any husband's sexual expression should be strictly under the control and
permission of his wife, and it is one of the functions of petticoat discipline
to achieve this ideal situation.
Susan
My son is 15 years old, and
he is such a bully to my daughter who is 12, he is always lifting up her
dresses, and tormenting her when she plays with her dolls. I have read
about petticoat training / discipline, and I like the idea,
but I'm not sure how to
start and teach my son a lesson. I would love to turn him into a meek little
sissy. Could you give me some advice please?
Mother of Two
I always believe in starting slowly, perhaps with tights, fleecy winter bloomers, a girl's gymslip, a white satin slip, a blouse, and a full length pinny. Buy the clothes first, and then tell him that you are sick of his stupid and immature behaviour, and he is going to wear a neat, starched pinafore in the house from now on. If he protests, the solution is simple. Say that you will incidentally mention to one of his friends that you know he likes wearing girls' frilly undies, and that you don't know what to do about it. He will realise that such news would be known to his circle, and probably the entire class at school, in no time, and that the more he protested that it was false, the more he would be teased and disbelieved. This ploy pretty much always works.
Once he is firmly and embarrassingly pinafored, you can say that the effects have been so pleasing that you have decided to take things a bit further, and then introduce the rest of his clothes. He should be bought a few dolls and teddy bears, and made to play with them as a just punishment for annoying his sister when she is playing with her dolls. Tell him that if there is any further misbehaviour, then you will turn his bedroom into a girl's bedroom, so he will be too humiliated to invite any of his friends home.
Your daughter would be
a fairly responsible young lady at the age of 12, so if you are going out
your son should be changed into his full petticoat costume, and she should
be left in charge until you return. I can assure you that she will extract
full justice for all the teasing she has had to endure, and he will never
bully her, or any other little girl, again. Nappies and a dummy could be
kept in reserve in case of any further fractiousness or trouble. These
methods will create a much more secure and happy household, and the training
will be of life long benefit to your son.
Susan
No, I do not believe that there is any age limit regarding the beneficial application of petticoat discipline. What about your wife, is she aware of what a good influence petticoats can be on a man who has deeply ingrained bad habits such as yours? Perhaps you should just try to be a better husband at first, and when your wife notices the difference, broach the subject of petticoating as a way of ensuring your complete devotion to her, and as a way of enlivening your marriage, because married life can become very habitual after 25 years.
I have certainly heard
of cases where petticoat discipline had a wonderful effect on marriages
of longer than 25 years. Petticoat training can never come too late.
Susan