Dear
Susan,
I
have not sent anything to PD since my letter for the Christmas
Annual. I am glad this valuable and lovely resource is thriving once again. I
just love Christeen's work, and I adore the outfits and the sweet level
of humiliation that they embody. I hope it isn't presumptuous of me to have
so many entries, but I found that I was unable to choose a favorite. There
are six entries in all.
Scenario #1:
Chris sits in the middle of a group of other very pretty young girls, who
are less fancily dressed than he, with one girl handing him a dolly to play
with and another drying his ever-present tears. The scene is very much like
a kindergarten classroom with lots of bright primary colors on the walls,
and very juvenile feminine toys to play with such as various dollies, coloring
books and paper cut-out dolls. Chris is wearing a pretty pink and
white play dress with little pink hearts embroidered into it, with big
puffy sleeves, a petticoat that shows slightly at the hem, with a big sash
that ties in back, and a nice matching pink ribbon in his blonde hair.
Caption: Aunt
Julia couldn't resist secretly enrolling the diminutive 13 year old Chris
at Lil' Princess Daycare as a five year old girl. As per her instructions,
his activities were closely monitored by the "older" girls.
___
Scenario #2:
Several women are looking at a bridal gown with a sad Chris looking on wearing
a matching flower girl outfit. He is blushing furiously and shyly holding
out the hem of the dress. Two girls perhaps a little younger than Chris
are whispering and pointing at him. Aunt Julia is annoyed and addressing
him.
Caption: Aunt
Julia often used Chris as a model in the bridal shop. "Honestly Chrissie.
Just show the girls the matching slip and underwear and let them feel
the quality of the material."
___
Scenario #3:
Chris is in tears on a stage in a pretty little pink pageant dress in a
line with several very young girls who are also dolled up in pageant dresses.
A girl in the audience stands pointing at him. An older woman has siezed
him by the wrist while the other girls in the pageant look on in horror.
Aunt Julia smiles knowingly while cameras flash.
Caption: Just
as Aunt Julia had planned, the neighbor girl spotted him. "Oh, my God,
that's Chris! he's really a 13 year old boy!" A judge leapt up and seized
him in outrage. Now he would beg to go to Mademoiselle’s to avoid his
old school.
___
Scenario #4:
At a formal dance, perhaps in a gymnasium, several taller, very convincing
sissies in beautiful gowns and heels are being led by shorter very prideful
boys out to the dance floor. A mortified Chris is being kissed on the cheek
by a shorter younger boy.
Caption: Mademoiselle’s
was happy to supply the Manly School for Boys with escorts to their 6th
grade graduation. Aunt Julia sighed with delight when Chris got his first
kiss from an adorable younger boy.
___
Scenario #5:
Chris sits sucking a pacifier and is dressed in baby clothes while a younger
girl tests a bottle for the proper heat on her wrist. An instructor is looking
on. A prominant sign in the background says "Mademoiselle's Babysitting
Certification Program for Young Girls."
Caption: Mademoiselle’s
Academy uses older sissy boys to simulate the needs of children. "That's
right Melissa, after you give her the baba, check her little diaper to
see if she's wet, then put her down for her nap."
___
Scenario #6:
A junior high school Christmas party is going on with lots of already-opened
presents sitting on the desks. A sign by the Christmas tree says "Secret
Santaland." A very pretty dark haired girl stands over pale frightened
Chris at the teacher's desk. Other students are laughing out loud at him
and pointing down at the opened present, which is a pretty frilly fluffy
pink dress. The girl is speaking to Chris and Aunt Julia stands in the
doorway.
Caption: Aunt
Julia found out about the Secret Santa gift exchange at Chris’s school
and made sure Melissa bought him a proper gift. "Your mom told me pink
was your favorite color, and that you'd model it for the class."
I
hope these are satisfactory and I had fun writing them,
Love,
Vicky
They are beautiful! They are just the kind of modest and fluffy-soft
petticoat discipline that my readers enjoy. I think that you have an excellent
chance, and than you.
FLUFFY SOFT WOOLLIES FOR PETTICOAT
DISCIPLINE
from Andrew
Dear Susan,
It’s so good to see PDQ back on such a regular basis – congratulations! I must say, I was very pleased to
see that you prefer woollen tartan pinafores over fake leather ones. They look so beautiful, particularly
over thick woollen tights and a matching cardigan.
I can’t help thinking feminine woollen garments are undersold as classic inducers and encouragers of
sissy-like behaviour in we mere males. Surely there won't be much masculinity on display when he's reduced
to wearing outfits like soft pink cardigans, fluffy turtleneck sweaters, sensible woollen skirts and pinafores?
Ladies, perhaps you should think of sending him off to knitting school?
Stay warm and snuggly,
Andrew
You know, the last two could
easily be petticoat discipline pictures (muses: I wonder if Christeen would
like to do a picture of Chris wearing soft, cuddly woollies?)
TIED UP AS THE COWGIRL IN
DISTRESS
from Krystal
Dear Susan,
Thank you for your magazine; it is great.
This is how I got into being dressed as a little girl: It all started
when I went to a friend's house with my older brother. We were going to
play cowboys and Indians, and I was the youngest of we three boys. Our friend
had a younger sister, and when his mother went out shopping she took his
little sister with her. So we started to play, and my brother was the cowboy,
and our friend was the Indian, and I was always the cowgirl who was captured
by the Indian, and tied up to be rescued by the cowboy.
When I was the cowgirl I was made to wear interlocking knickers, a
frilly singlet, and a dress and girls’ shoes. Then I was tied up and gagged
until I was rescued. We played these games until I was about 11 years
old. I went through my teen years wearing girls’ knickers under my school
and work clothes, and I would get fully dressed as a girl whenever I could.
Now that I am older I still like to dress up as a woman totally, and
I still enjoy being tied up by anyone who is willing to do it. I would
love to go out in public as a woman but I have not yet got the courage.
I trust that this letter is not boring for you.
Keep up the good work,
Yours truly,
Krystal
I am sure that
you loved it, and I can see how you must have become very attached to
being tied up wearing frontier frilles.
A NOTE FROM J.B.
Hello Miss Macdonald,
It's been a while since I wrote to you, but felt compelled after reading
the latest issue of your most cherished publication.
Thanks for displaying my birth date again this year, and thanks ever
so much for the most recent issue, including the Dummy Discipline Digest
issue.
My respect always,
J. B.
Canada
P.S. I would sure love to be in the clutches of Dora from Avon.
Dora of Avon was totally committed
to keeping all the males in her life in nappies, pinafores and petticoats,
finding that this exquisitely embarrassing dress reinforced their real status
in her household. She was a formidable woman indeed!
It is a busy weekend, and I don't have time for any more at present.
Please keep sening in your letters and pictures concerning the eternally
bewitching subject of petticoat discipline. As Andrew writes:
"I now realise
the only way PDQ sustains itself is through the efforts you put into
it, via the letters, correspondence, articles and graphics of its readership."
Sunday September 11 2005
STOP
PRESS – THE ST LEGER RESULT
The latest
from a wet and wintry Town Moor, Yorkshire (from the Sunday Telegraph)
It wasn't pretty, but
at least it was effective. In driving rain, Scorpion and guest rider Frankie
Dettori made all the running to secure a rugged length victory in the Ladbrokes
St Leger at Doncaster yesterday.
In recent years Britain's oldest Classic has been subdued by the increasing
lustre, on the same day, of the Irish Champion Stakes [Motivator, the
Derby winner, was running in the fistful-of-dollars Irish race. It’s a pity
that racing people these days don’t think a bit less about money, and a bit
more about tradition], so Dettori's showmanship was a welcome spark of
interest for the race.
The fact that the Italian, winning his 10th British Classic and his
third Leger, had given up the Irish Champion ride on Motivator to link
up instead with Scorpion was a telling state of affairs. The 10-11 favourite
is trained by Aidan O'Brien and owned by John Magnier and Michael Tabor
- the only people powerful enough regularly to take on the might of Dettori's
main employer, the Sheikh Mohammed-backed Godolphin operation.
"There are mixed emotions about this because usually I am riding for
Sheikh Mohammed in this race," Dettori admitted. "I have to thank him for
letting me ride. It feels a little peculiar that I won this for the main
opposition, but that's the way things have gone this year."
Certainly, Dettori was flawless on Scorpion, whom he took straight to
the head of the six runners once they had stumbled out of the stalls, with
fourteen and a half gruelling, soggy furlongs ahead of them.
It was a big ask of any horse, let alone a slightly temperamental three-year-old
like Scorpion - who had three minders in the paddock - to make all the running
over such a distance and in such conditions, but he responded bravely to
the urgings of the man on top.
Dettori set out steadily to increase the pace, trusting that Scorpion
would have enough reserve to see off all challenges. So it proved as first
Hard Top - a 23rd unsuccessful Leger runner for Sir Michael Stoute - and
then the eventual, strong-finishing runner-up The Geezer tried to peg him
back.
Scorpion, who is unchanged at 10-1 with Ladbrokes for the Prix de l'Arc
de Triomphe but a 7-1 shot elsewhere, won commandingly, confirming the
favourable impression he had made when finishing runner-up in the Irish
Derby and going on to win the Grand Prix de Paris at Longchamp.
P.S. Millenary, the 2000 St Leger winner, scored his second win in
the Doncaster Cup a few days before the running of the St Leger.
FRILLY
PINK PYJAMAS
From Jay
Dear Miss MacDonald,
I am writing to complain about the advice you offer in your magazine.
Due to my mothers financial constraints I have been forced to attend
a university about twenty miles from my hometown. To further save on cost’s
I have to lodge with my mother’s longstanding friend Miss Hardacre. This
was all bad enough, but upon my arrival I was informed by Miss Hardacre that
because I would be living rent free I must abide strictly to her house rules
or find myself homeless and unable to further my education.
All went well at first until just before teatime on my second day. Miss
Hardacre announced that she would prefer that from now on pyjamas were
to be my mode of dress while taking tea. I was dumfounded and protested
vigorously that not only would I not wear pyjamas, but also I did not even
own any pyjamas to wear.
Miss Hardacre reminded me of the house rules and insisted that she would
provide night attire for me and that I would be wise to do as I was told.
She told me to start removing my clothes while she went to fetch something
suitable. Of course I ignored her and continued with my tea. Upon her return
she had a pair of pink winceyette pyjamas draped over her arm.
Calmly, she laid them neatly over the back of a dining chair, grabbed
and twisted my right ear lobe until I squealed with pain, sat herself down
on the pyjama-laden chair while remaining firmly attached to my ear lobe
and hauled me over her lap. My trousers were swiftly lowered by an act
of dexterity I am yet unable to define and my bottom was subjected to a
severe and painful spanking.
Two minutes later I was sobbing gently as Miss Hardacre finished buttoning
me into the pink winceyette pyjamas.
‘I think,’ she said, ‘in future it will be best if you put your pyjamas
on as soon as you come in each afternoon, don’t you? Then there will be
less chance of tears before bedtime.’
Now I have a strict bedtime of six o’clock. Upon my arrival home from
studying I must dash upstairs, pick up the pyjamas that have been laid
out on my bed and present myself to Miss Hardacre so she can get me ready
for ‘beddy-byes.’ If I only have to attend a morning lecture I find myself
dressed in feminine pyjamas and ready for bed sometimes as early as eleven
o’clock. She has taken to calling me ‘Baby Lamb’ and insists I refer to
her as ‘Aunty’
On Saturdays she escorts me to the local library where her friend Miss
Lexicon is the head librarian. Once hidden away in her inner office I have
to change into pyjamas and slippers and study while Aunty goes shopping,
taking my clothes with her. If Miss Lexicon catches me daydreaming she will
spank me and inform my aunt who repeats the dose when we return home.
Sometimes on the way back we stop at a tea- shop where aunty meets a
few of her friends. Invariably she will tell me in front of them all that,
“I want you straight into your jim-jams as soon as we get in.” She always
raises laughter by brandishing my library pyjamas and informing all and
sundry that, “Baby Lamb looks ever so sweet in his pretty pyjamas.”
I thought at least I would gain support from my mother, that if she
knew what was occurring she would put a stop to this nonsense. Not a bit.
One Sunday Aunty insisted I answer the door even though I was wearing
yellow flannelette pyjamas, a pink lambswool cardigan and pale blue bunny
slippers. In my hand was a feather duster as I was in the middle of my
Sunday chores.
Mother smiled sweetly at me as she bent forward to kiss my cheek. ‘You
look nice dear,’ she said patting my pyjama- clad bottom as she followed
me in.
She would not listen to my objections as to my treatment and sided with
Miss Hardacre on every point. In fact the two of them became so angry with
me that I was dispatched off to bed there and then at ten thirty in the
morning!
A few weeks later, I started to receive parcels from members of my mother’s
sewing circle containing pairs of pyjamas that she had asked them to make
for me. These new pyjamas were of a style more suited to a young girl, very
frilly with Peter Pan collars and decorated with childish patterns.
Aunties insisted I sat down and write a thank you letter to everyone.
‘Dear Aunty’ she made me write, ‘thank you ever so much for the lovely
pyjamas you made for me. I was delighted to receive such a thoughtful present,
and look forward to wearing them for you when you next visit.’
Of course my aunt now frequently forces me to parade around in a succession
of frilly, babyish girls’ pyjamas while my mother and her sewing circle
discuss the merits of babyish girls’ pyjamas as an effective means of discipline.
If I am lucky, I am allowed to kiss everyone night-night and scuttle off
to bed without receiving a smacked bottom for some imagined indiscretion.
Over the week’s, I have gleaned that the inspiration for this form of
discipline comes from your pages and that you advocate such measures as
a matter of course.
I must insist that you stop doing so at once or I shall be forced
to take action.
Yours sincerely,
Jay C.
P.S. Please do
not publish this letter, as I might get into trouble if anyone sees it.
I am sure that your
mother and aunt would be delighted to see your letter in Petticoat Discipline
Quarterly – it shows how effective their discipline is. There is food for
thought for Christeen in your letter…
A NEW
PICTURE FROM CHRISTEEN
Dear Susan,
Aunt Julia shall certainly be adding one of the cuddly woollies shown
in your September '05 issue to Chris's wardrobe. Although he hasn't
yet worn it in public, I think he likes snuggling in this one.
All the best,
Christeen
I must say Chris looks very soft and cuddly in that sweater. I bet
the girls can’t keep their teasing hands off him. It looks like angora
to me.
MORE NEWS
ABOUT ROBERT
From Eustace and Flora
Robert is just getting used to his new liberty bodice…
Flora
NOTES
FROM READERS
Dear Susan,
Thank you for returning. I had written to you in the past and told of
being punished in petticoats. I still do not know if this was the cause
of my love of cross dressing or the introduction to it. I do know that after
over fifty years, I still love it.
My wife took some time to adjust to my hobby, but when she realized
how it made me feel and that I really enjoyed helping around the house
as long as I was dressed, she enjoys it almost as much as I do. As I write
this, I am dressed in a black skirt, white sleeveless top (which she purchased
for me) along with lacy panties, a half slip, pantyhose, and the usual wig
and makeup. Life really doesn't get much better than this.
Sandi in central Florida.
Dearest Susan,
I was so very glad to see petticoated.com back in business again.
You do such important work! You published my first letter to you
in your June 2001 issue ("A wife in full control") and that made me so
very, very happy.
To this day I continue to be petticoated by my lovely wife Sherry, and
I love every minute. Nowadays I am dressed completely as a woman on
most evenings in addition to my housework day on Saturday. At the
present time I own 27 skirts, 22 blouses, and 6 dresses and 2 bras.
Sherry say I look better in skirts and I have to agree.
Also, I wear heels when I am dressed, and no matter what else I wear,
I wear either panties or a girdle at ALL times. As a matter of fact
I do not own any men’s style underwear. I cannot begin to tell you
how much better a person I am since my petticoating began. That is
why I feel so strongly about the importance of your work. Every woman
who sees this website will understand just how effective petticoating can
be and then can begin to understand, if they don't already, that women are
superior and that petticoating is the best way possible to rein in the
destructive male ego.
And, believe me when I say that there are millions of men who knowingly
or unknowingly yearn to be petticoated. I know myself that I feel
totally natural in a skirt, high heels, pantyhose and blouse while ironing
or dusting. Please keep up the great work.
Pansy Michele
ANOTHER
PETTICOATING PICTURE FROM MELISSA
The most decisive
and victorious moment: the lowering of the gently rustling petticoats. As
Baby Janet once wrote, "This will ensure his complete surrender to you."
DANCE
PERFORMANCE WEARING CHEERLEADERS' KNICKERS
Hi Susan,
I have been reading your site since I was 25. I am now 30. I just thought
you might want to know this story, which happened to me when I was 16.
I was going to an Arts summer camp, where acting, music, dance etc.
were performed. I was into acting, and so I did it there. The dance program
at the camp was pretty big; many girls did it, even some boys. A lot of
my friends did it so I did it with them. Part of me was hoping I would get
to wear tights, leotards, possibly even a tutu etc. but I knew that would
never really happen since most the time for jazz the boys just had to wear
black pants, jeans etc. and for ballet we had to wear jazz pants.
But my last year at the camp I was a major dance character in the ballet
we were doing: it was a fairy tale themed recital, and I got to be the prince.
I was hoping maybe I would finally get to wear tights, but again no. the
outfit I had to wear was white pants, a cream colored shirt, and a vest.
I was fine with it, but then I will always remember this.
The day before the recital I just wore boxers under my white pants.
I remember the dance teacher pulled me aside and said, "You’re not serious
about wearing them are you?" I figured she had to be joking, however she
told me it would be ok if I had white pairs of underwear, but I said all
I have is boxers.
She then seemed mad and told me to go the costume shop. I went up to
the costume shop where all the costume girls were aged from about 20 to
23, and I said, "I'm here to pick up some underwear for the dance recital."
The girls all had smiles on there faces and said ok, sure, come this
way. As I went down many costume aisles, one of the girls pulled out a pair
of tight, white, cheerleading briefs. She said “I think these bloomers will
fit you just fine."
I noticed on the legs of the bloomers there was frills, and on the inside
of them was written the name "Erin". I almost died knowing I was wearing
an old pair of Erin’s undies. I put them on and they seemed so tight.
All the costume girls laugh, and they said I looked cute in them. I did the
recital and I found out people could see though my white pants and see the
bloomers. I got ragged for the rest of camp by all the girls, but I will
leave it at that for now.
I have never sent anything in to PDQ before, so please don’t put my
email up or anything, I would love to tell you more about myself in the
future. Thanks for making such a great site. I always look forward
to it.
Pamela
Sunday
September 18 2005
A
PETTICOAT DISCIPLINE STORY IN PICTURES
from Chrissy
This picture
is quite complicated. It shows multiple scenes. In a kitchen the lady of the house is doing the
washing up while her idle husband reads the paper.
He offers no help and doesn’t appear to be interested. A mature lady neighbour spies the scene through
her window. She appears twice in the picture. On the left the viewer is inside her boudoir as
she peeks out while on the other side of the drawing she can be seen through
the couple’s kitchen window peeping from behind her curtains. The mature lady is skilled in the ways of petticoating
and can see that there is work to be done in her neighbour’s household.
The neighbour
invites the lady of the house to a lingerie party.
At the party she is enlightened about the petticoating process and
its benefits. It then dawns on her that the
lingerie isn’t for the ladies present but for their husbands and she is
initiated into the methods of this coven of petticoating wives.
She exploits
her husbands weakness for seamed nylons and suspenders.
She offers to wear them all the time if he wears nylons, suspenders
and lacy knickers. He is excited by this little
game, not realising it is the slippery slope to other things.
Her demands
increase. He finds that he is doing more and
more of the chores but is powerless to resist. To
him the situation at home behind the lace curtains is becoming more and
more bizarre and yet the love and affection he feels for his wife has increased
many fold. He is besotted and excited by her
power to control and dominate. He can’t wait
to get home and change clothes and get into his new role although he still
has some niggling doubts.
The neighbour
senses it is time to finalise matters. He returns
home one day and is horrified to find another woman knows of his new home
life and unnerved by the insistence of the two women that he now becomes
fully petticoated.
The husband
is fully engulfed by the plot and unable to resist the allure of completely
dressing up and being in thrall to more than one woman.
Another step in the process is completed and the husband’s
fate is sealed.
By now
the couple’s roles have become completely reversed and the lady of the
house revels in her power over her petticoated hubby.
Thank
you Chrissy...it is a pleasure to welcome you back to the pages of PDQ.
PETTICOAT PHOTOGRAPHY
from Derek
Dear Miss Susan,
I noticed your site several years ago and like to check back in from time to time to see if there is anything new. I am very glad to see regular updates now. Your site is too important.
I love the idea of petticoat discipline and even wish my wife would use it on me more than she does. My wife enjoys embarrassing me but is not as strict as I would like. I feel I need much more discipline.
I also wanted to give you some information, I am a petticoat discipline-friendly photographer. I was a professional photographer in the Washington DC area, and recently moved to the Louisville Kentucky area. If anyone is interested in professional photographs of their sons or husbands dressed in feminine clothing or nail polish/make-up etc. I would love to offer my services.
www.PetticoatPhotography.com
Derek
DRAWING
SENT BY EUSTACE
Eustace
has a copy of the original of the drawing that Melissa sent:
MY DESIRE FOR PETTICOAT DISCIPLINE
from John
Dear Susan,
First, Thank you for all the work you put into your site. Someone mentioned
that you are performing an important service. Rest in the knowledge that
this is true.
I am a firm believer that an experience of thorough
feminisation is one of the best things mentally and spiritually that can
happen to a male. Without it, he will never be complete. I have been through
such an experiences, but now I am having trouble with it. I seem almost
addicted, and have strong desires to continue. My wife, who led me into
this whole thing ( if you only knew all of those tricks ) keeps tripping
me up for just one more time. Do not worry. I have a strong will, and
will return to my role in life, though admittedly with some wistful memories
and longings. I wish someone could explain how this attraction is planted,
and how it refuses to be controlled.
My sincerest best wishes to you personally, and to your
important teachings. If you have any hints how one can keep these feelings
in abeyance I would appreciate hearing about it.
John
I can only quote Oscar Wilde: "The only way to get rid of a temptation
is to submit to it."
A NOTE OF THANKS
from
Cindi
Dear Miss MacDonald,
I just wanted to write and say thank you so very much for keeping this wonderful publication going for we sissies, and of course, to the wonderful women who think that petticoat punishment should be wholeheartedly administered. I just enjoy reading the
letters so much, and even better if there are accompanying photographs. Some are just sublime and makes me wish i had such a wnderful wife who would make me their sweet little sissy girl. Oh dreams!
May I please request that I might be put in touch with Mr Bunty, I realise they may not wish to correspond of course, but I so loved that glorious letter ‘Pansy: humiliated beyond belief’ and would love to read more, and if possible, see any of the pictures too. I find the subject of sweet sisses and their forced dressing and babifications humiliations at the hands of such commanding women quite arousing. Although how I would feel at the hands of such is another matter completely.
Or, if there are any other sissies who may wish to correspond, I would love to hear from them too. Or even any of the wonderful women who may wish to have a sissy penfriend. Maybe you could put my request in your publication, if that is possible. I realise you are not publishing a contact magazine Miss MacDonald, so I know it may not be possible.
I look forward to hearing from you on this matter Miss MacDonald. Also, so very glad that you are giving us
sissies such a publication, and its new format, for our enjoyment. Long may it continue.
Please also pass on my thanks to all those wonderful women who send in pictures of their sweet sissy girlies. Stepanie-Jane’s, sent in by her mistress, Jennifer, and Rosemary‘s darling self-submitted picture. What a cutie she is. Oh, to be so pretty.
Yours respectfully, with a deep curtsey to you,
Cindi
Sunday
September 25 2005
FROM PLAITS
TO PETTICOATS
from Beth
Dear Susan,
I found your site a few weeks ago and I thought it was time I wrote in.
I was about 12 when I was first petticoated, and it started with my hair.
It was the 1970s and I had long, brown and wavy hair down to just past my
shoulders. My parents were always trying to get me to have it cut, but
I never obeyed. One day I was just about to go to school when my mother
stopped me and said: "Oh no you don't! Its photo day today and your hair
is going to be neat!"
I thought she meant just brushing it but no, far from it. She tried
out several different styles on me. Alice bands, bunches, ponytails,
French plaits, the works but in the end gave me two plaits on either side
of my head, tied up with bright pink hair ties, and a braid at the front.
Naturally, I didn't want my friends to see me like that, so I took the plaits
out on the way to school, but the braid stayed in because I couldn't get it
out. My mistake was to put the hair ties in my chest pocket.
When I got to school, some of the girls asked me why I had a braid.
I told them, and said that I had also had plaits but I had taken them out.
Then one of the girls said:
“That would look cute. You with plaits!”
And then they saw the hair ties through my pocket. I was overcome
by three girls plaiting my hair. I kept them in after the photo, knowing
that if I didn’t, the girls would just do them again. You can imagine
the amount of teasing I got.
When I got home, I was so angry with my mother for making me get teased
so much that, when I finally got home after a day that seemed to last a year,
I immediately started shouting at her. Then, when I had finished, she
said calmly:
“You know, a boy with plaits does look quite strange. Come with me.”
I thought she was going to take the plaits and braid out for me, so I followed
her up the stairs to the guest room, where all the clothes belonging to my
sister (older by two years) where kept. When I had walked in, my mother
suddenly locked the door behind me, which I thought was very strange, and
so I said:
“What am I supposed to do?”
To which my mother replied:
“Take off your clothes.”
I did so, for some reason, and with that she dressed me head to toe in girl’s
underwear. She started with a tight corset of some sort, then some knickers,
white tights, a petticoat, and pink Mary Jane shoes. I had given up
resisting and crying at this point, possibly because of the tightness of
the corset. Then, to my horror, my mother produced out of a suitcase
a frilly pink party dress that had belonged to my sister. She put it
over me, buttoned up the back and said:
“A boy with a girl’s hairstyle might silly, but a girl with a girl’s hairstyle
certainly doesn’t!”
With that she took out the plaits and braid, slipped a black Alice band
over my now very curly hair and led me to her room to give me make-up.
Of course, when my sister saw she was in hysterics, especially when my mum
said:
“You will spend the rest of the week after school wearing these clothes,
and your sister will do your hair for school every day. Also, when you
are a girl, you won’t be called ‘Ben’ but ‘Bethany’.”
She lied. I spent the rest of my free time that term and holiday in
frilly dresses, girl’s undies, and girl’s hair and make-up. The girls
in my class found out and thought it hilarious, and even I secretly enjoyed
it.
Love from
Beth
A FOLLOW-UP
TO ‘FRILLY PINK PYJAMAS’
Dear Miss Macdonald,
Thank you so much for publishing my son Jay’s letter. I think it shows just
how foolish and immature he is.
Miss Hardacre and I have punished him for his outburst to you, for which
I apologise.
I hope you and your readers are pleased to learn that throughout the holidays
his bedtime was strictly observed at four pm. Jay now has a large selection
of very soft and cuddly babyish pyjamas to wear, but since Miss Hardacre has
unfortunately injured her arm she has had to elicit the help of Miss Lexicon
to get him suitably attired for bed, and administer his now daily bedtime
spankings.
Thank you for your sterling efforts in advocating a most efficacious method
of petticoat discipline.
Yours sincerely,
Gina S Pankhurst.
A ‘PETTICOAT
PRESS’ SHORT STORY
Susan’s
New Mackintosh
by Jennifer
David had a mind like a sieve. He was always forgetting things, and
he certainly regretted it when he forgot to bring his rain jacket with him
on holiday. His mother decided it was time to buy David’s sister Susan a new
raincoat, and in her absence, guess who was going to have to wear it?
I reckon it was my sister’s fault for catching chicken pox. If she hadn’t
been ill she would have come on holiday with Mum and myself, and I’d have
been spared what for me was one of the most embarrassing few weeks of my younger
days.
Susan and I were 10 year old twins, very alike both in looks and stature,
and apart from the fact that she wore a dress and had shoulder length hair,
we were almost identical.
It was during the summer holidays, and Mum had planned to take us both down
to the seaside at Worthing to stay with our Aunt Mary and 12 year old cousin
Jennifer. At age 21, my older sister Jane chose to stay back home in London,
where the kind of activities she preferred were better catered for.
Then disaster struck. A few days before we were due to go, Susan went down
with chicken pox, and it was clear that she was in no condition to be going
anywhere. Mum thought about cancelling our trip, but Jane said that she’d
be able to look after her, and insisted that Mum and I should still go. Concerned
though I was for Susan’s health, I was secretly pleased when Mum agreed that
since she wasn’t in any real danger, so we could go ahead with our visit to
the seaside.
A few days later, Mum and I caught the train down to Worthing, and arriving
at Aunt Mary’s, received our usual warm welcome. My cousin Jennifer and I
got on pretty well, and she introduced me to some of her friends. Although
they were nearly all girls, I enjoyed their fun-loving company, and all was
well. For the moment.
A few days after we’d been there, we got up to find it was pouring with
rain, so it was decided that we’d do some shopping, have lunch in town, and
then go to the pictures in the afternoon.
After breakfast we started to get ready to walk into town, and went into
the hall to put on our raincoats. And that was when my troubles began. Mum
and Aunt Mary both had umbrellas, and Jennifer put on her navy blue school
gaberdine raincoat. It was then that I realised I’d forgotten to bring my
new army style camouflage rain jacket that made me feel tough.
‘Where’s you jacket David?’ said Mum, ‘You’re going to need it.’
I looked at her awkwardly and said ‘Sorry Mum, I forgot to bring it.’
‘What?’ she said, ‘Forgotten it? Oh really David, you’ve got a memory like
a sieve. What am I going to do with you?’
‘I dunno’ I mumbled, ‘I just didn’t think of it. It was sunny when we came.’
‘So didn’t you think it just might rain while we were here? Honestly you
really are the limit. Question is, what are you going to wear to keep you
dry?’
With her quick witted sense of humour, Jennifer giggled and said ‘He can
borrow one of mine if you like. I’ve got a really pretty pink Barbie raincoat
he can wear. Reckon he’d look really cute in it, and I’ve even got a pair
of pink wellies to go with it.’
I glared at her, totally unamused, while Mum and Aunt Mary laughed, and
Mum said ‘I’ve a good mind to make you wear it, just to teach you a lesson.’
Then she suddenly looked thoughtful, grinned, and said ‘As a matter of fact
that gives me an idea. Yes all right David, you can share my umbrella while
we walk into town, and then I’ll buy you a new raincoat.’ Her eyes twinkled
with amusement, but I couldn’t guess why. But I would soon find out why, and
it wasn’t going to be to my liking.
Aunt Mary opened the front door for us and we stepped outside before she
locked it behind us. Jennifer put up the hood of her raincoat, while Mum and
Aunt Mary opened their umbrellas. She’d given Mum one of those very large
ones, which covered both of us quite easily.
We set off down the street in the rain, and for the twenty minutes it took
us to walk to the town centre, I hung onto Mum’s arm and kept as dry as I
could.
Eventually we reached the shops, and Mum said ‘Is there a raincoat shop
somewhere?’
‘Sure’ said Aunt Mary, ‘There’s a branch of Kendalls in the arcade. It’s
just down here.’ She led the way into a covered shopping arcade, and we walked
through it until we stopped outside Kendalls, a shop selling raincoats, umbrellas
and wellingtons. Aunt Mary opened the door, and we went in.
It was an Aladdin’s cave of rainwear of every description, and my nostrils
picked up the smell of poplin, gaberdine, plastic and rubber. Racks of raincoats
of every description surrounded us, with neat rows of Wellington boots lined
up underneath. A large display of colourful umbrellas ran across the end wall.
‘Good afternoon madam’ said a young shop assistant, coming out from behind
the counter, ‘Can I help you?’
‘Yes please’ said Mum, ‘I want to buy a new mackintosh for my daughter,
but she couldn’t come with us. Her brother here was silly enough to forget
his rain jacket, so he can try it on and use it while we’re staying here.
She’s only slightly bigger than him so there shouldn’t be any problem.’
I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. Me? Wear a girl’s raincoat? Was she
serious? Mum gave me a meaningful stare that told me she meant it, and I immediately
tried to voice my protest. I said pleadingly ‘Oh Mum no! Please, I don’t
want to look like a girl!’
‘Sorry David’ she said, ‘But you shouldn’t have left your own one behind.
I’m certainly not going to buy you another new raincoat, and I still haven’t
bought Susan’s for her yet, so this will kill two birds with one stone. Now
let’s have no silly arguments please.’ When Mum used that tone of voice I
knew that she was going to get her own way, and I shrugged my shoulders in
submission. Jennifer looked at me and giggled, while Aunt Mary had an amused
smile on her face. Even the shop assistant couldn’t help grinning slightly,
and I blushed with embarrassment.
There was a slight pause and then the shop girl said ‘Well let me show you
what we have. Now let me see, these are very popular at the moment.’
She went across to one rack, and working her way along, she suddenly stopped
and said ‘Yes, here we are, how about this one?’ She pulled out a brightly
coloured blue PVC raincoat with a floral pattern of red and yellow flowers,
and held it up in one hand while holding up a matching rain hat with the other.
It was certainly colourful, and guaranteed to drive away those rainy day
blues. I could well understand why any young girl would enjoy wearing it,
but Mum said ‘It’s very pretty, but she’s going to have to wear it to school.
They stipulate that it has to be a more traditional mackintosh. I expect
you know the style, a proper waterproof mackintosh made of rubberised cotton
with a satinette finish. They’re double breasted with a belt, and have an
attached hood with a button fastening under the chin.’
‘Oh yes’ said the assistant, ‘I know the ones you mean. They used to be
very popular, and nearly every little girl wore one. We don’t have quite
so much demand for that style these days, but we do still keep them in stock.’
She went over to a large rack of raincoats, looked at me, and said ‘Here
we are, how about this one?’ She pulled a red mackintosh from the rack and
held it up. It was almost exactly what Aunt Mary had described, who nodded
as she said ‘Yes, that’s just what I’m looking for, but I’d like it to be
about one size too big so that it will cover her properly, and she can grow
into it.’
‘Certainly’ said the assistant, putting the mackintosh aside and taking
another one from the rack. She came over to me, grinned with obvious amusement
and said ‘Here you are then, try this one for size.’ She held it up for me
to put on, and I reluctantly put my arms into the sleeves and she pulled
the mac on over my shoulders. She fastened the buttons up to my neck, and
then threaded the belt through the buckle before feeding it through the keeper
to keep it tidy. The sleeves came down as far as my fingers, and the hem hung
down several inches below my knees.
‘Very good’ said Mum approvingly, ‘Now let’s just see how it looks with
the hood up, shall we?’ She stepped up to me and pulled up the hood, buttoned
it securely under my chin, and pulled the hood well forward. It was of a style
that used to be the standard pattern with girl’s mackintosh hoods, with a
square cut about 4 inches long running across the top at the back of the
head. She stepped back, looked at me and said ‘Oh yes, that’ll do nicely
I think.’ I looked at myself in the full-length mirror, and with my face
peeping out demurely from under the mackintosh hood thought I looked like
a little girl of about eight, and blushed furiously with humiliation.
Jennifer didn’t help. She burst out laughing and said ‘Don’t you look sweet?
Just like a little girl.’ Aunt Mary grinned and said ‘He does rather doesn’t
he? Oh well David, never mind, at least you’ll only have to wear it when it
rains. And it will certainly keep you dry,’ she added. Some consolation, I
thought miserably, and cursed myself for forgetting my rain jacket.
The shop assistant looked at me for a moment and said ‘Well that seems to
be a good fit. Slightly too large on him, so it should fit his sister with
a little bit of growing room to spare.’
‘Yes that will be fine’ said Mum, ‘I’ll take it. How much is that?’
She paid the bill, and a moment later we stepped out into the arcade. As
we reached the entrance facing the sea-front I unbuttoned the hood with the
intention of taking off the mackintosh, but Mum saw me and was having none
of it. She quickly pulled my hands away and said ‘Don’t be silly David, it’s
still raining, so keep your mac on. And that includes your hood.’
She refastened it under my chin and pulled it well forward, and I peered
out demurely from under it, hating every moment. The mackintosh smelt of rubber,
and the idea of having to wear it filled me with dismay. As we came out into
the open street opposite the pier it was still pouring quite heavily, and
I felt and heard the rain drumming on my mackintosh hood and running down
onto my feet.
‘Right then’ said Aunt Mary, looking at me approvingly, ‘That’s got that
sorted out. I must say David, you do look very much like Jennifer used to
in the rain when she was a little girl. Her mac was just like that one. Now
let’s go for a walk along the sea front before we have some lunch, shall we?’
We set off with the wind blowing against our faces and the rain lashing
down. What possessed Aunt Mary to want to go for a walk along the sea front
in the wind and the pouring rain escapes me, but I had to put up with it
anyway.
I must admit that Susan’s new mackintosh did a pretty good job of keeping
the weather out, but nonetheless I still felt utterly humiliated at wearing
what was so obviously an item of girl’s clothing.
We walked along the promenade for about 15 minutes with my mac slapping
against my bare legs going schlock schlock before Aunt Mary said ‘All right,
I think we’d better turn back. Let’s go and have some lunch.’ We retraced
our steps, and were soon back in the centre of town. We walked up the road
for a few minutes until we reached Lyons Corner House, an old fashioned-looking
cafe opposite the town hall.
We went in, and Mum unfastened my hood, and arranged it hanging down neatly
over my shoulders. To me this was even worse. With the hood up, my face had
at least been slightly obscured, but now it was clear to every onlooker that
I was a boy wearing a girl’s mackintosh, and I groaned inwardly as a couple
of people looked at me, grinned, and said something to their table companions.
It was obvious that I was the source of amusement.
We stood in the queue with our trays, filling them up as we moved along.
Then Mum paid the cashier at the end of the food counter, and we looked for
a table. We sat down, and Mum at last removed my wet mackintosh and hung it
up on a coat stand. At last I felt normal again.
I wanted lunch to last forever. Anything to delay having to put on the mackintosh
again. But the time soon approached for the afternoon matinee showing at the
cinema, and we stood up from the table. Then I had a stroke of luck. I looked
out of the window and saw that the rain had stopped and the sun was shining.
‘Look Mum’ I said eagerly, ‘It’s stopped raining. I don’t have to wear Susan’s
mac now do I?’
She looked outside, and taking the mackintosh down off
its hook, said ‘All right then, you can carry it.’ She handed it to me, and
I put it over my arm. I still felt self-conscious carrying a girl’s raincoat,
as it was obviously me that was wearing it, but that was a million times better
than having to put it on. Jennifer looked at me, giggled, and said ‘What’s
the matter David? Don’t you want to wear Susan’s nice new mackintosh?’
Ha, ha, very funny,’ I retorted sarcastically.
It was only a five minute walk to the cinema, and here I at least had three
hours’ respite from this new humiliation that would have embarrassed any full-blooded
boy. We all went in, and I had the pleasure of temporarily retreating into
the world of Star Wars.
Absorbed by the film, my respite hardly seemed to last any time at all,
and when the lights came up at the end of the film we stood up and walked
out into the cinema foyer. My heart sank when I saw that outside it was once
more pouring with rain.
‘All right David’ said Mum firmly, ‘Let’s put your mac on again.’
She took it from me, and while she held it up for me to put on, I put my
arms once more into the sleeves. She quickly buttoned me into it and fastened
the belt before pulling up the hood and buttoning it on securely under my
chin. This time there were several other children close by to see me, and
several little girls giggled as they saw me being buttoned by my mother into
a mackintosh similar to the ones they were wearing. I blushed crimson as I
peered out from under my hood, trying to ignore their amused stares.
We set off through the wet streets, and I was conscious of the occasional
grin from several passers by as they recognised me as a boy wearing a girl’s
mackintosh.
But eventually we reached home, and as soon as we were indoors, Mum mercifully
removed my wet mackintosh and hung it up to dry in the kitchen.
Jennifer didn’t waste any time in teasing me about the day’s events, and
the teasing didn’t just stop there. Unfortunately, Mum had meant what she
said, and for the next three weeks, she made me wear Susan’s new mackintosh
every time I went out in the rain. Needless to say, Jennifer’s friends found
the situation highly amusing, and insisted on taking me out for the day on
several occasions, always making sure that it was on a rainy day of course.
And even when our visit came to an end, Mum made me wear the mac all the
way home. By the time we arrived, Susan had fully recovered not only her health
but her mischievous sense of humour, and when she saw me she roared with
laughter at the sight of me. ‘Oh boy’ she giggled, ‘What a lovely little sister
you would have made David, I must see if I can find you a pretty little dress
to wear with it!’
‘What a lovely idea’ chuckled Jane, ‘I’m sure he’d make a delightful little
Davina!’
But at least that was nearly the last time I had to wear her mackintosh.
I say nearly, because a few months later I lost a game of forfeits, and Susan
and Jane carried out their threat. I had to go for a walk around town with
them wearing a cute little party frock, with white ankle socks and a pair
of leather T bar Mary Jane strap shoes.
In the rain.
Wearing Susan’s new mackintosh.
Sisters have a really wicked sense of humour sometimes.
THE
END
NOTES
FROM READERS
WHERE
IS FIFI?
From Richard
Dear Susan,
I was sad to hear you had stopped writing the petticoat monthly, but over
the moon to find the new shorter edition. Can I just say a few words about
some of the letters in the last two issues?
It was nice to see Penelope's new pink uniform: very nice, she does look
so sweet in it (I am glad it is her and not me in it) and so feminine. As
for ways Lesley can humiliate her, she can dress her in unisex type of clothing
but of a more feminine colour, such as a silky blouse and ladies’ slacks,
with stockings and low heeled shoes - no one would take any notice, but Penelope
would think everyone is looking at her.
She should be taken to a town where she is not known and sent off to by
feminine things, and she could even buy ladies’ magazines to carry across
her chest for all to see. Lesley could walk behind her checking on her progress.
A good idea is her get herself fitted for a bra, this would mean the lady
would have to measure her for size.
Please, please, please when are we going to see Fifi's photographs? The
description of her uniform sounds fab; I would love to see the long knickers
her wife describes. I look forward to next month. I am so glad my wife will
not dominate me: who knows what would have happened!
Bye for now,
Richard
As a matter of fact I do have a letter from Pamela:
A MYSTERIOUS
RESTAURANT
from Pamela
Dear Susan,
Thank you so much for responding - the only reason I have not been in contact
is that I have been out of the country for two and a half months visiting
family.
Thank you so much for bringing Petticoat Discipline back to a more regular
status: I can assure you it is much appreciated amongst your readership.
I enclose a little present for Lesley, perhaps her housemaid has another
line of business?
I look forward to hearing from you.
Pamela
This is news indeed! I understand that Penelope is an excellent cook,
so anything is possible. I hope I am not getting her into trouble by publishing
this photograph – Lesley will be furious if Penelope has opened a fashionable
pavement restaurant without her permission.
A MAGAZINE
COVER FROM EUSTACE
Dear Susan,
Did you ever see this image? Unfortunately I cannot remember where
I found it, but it is a classic n¹est-ce pas?
Yours,
Eustace
Yes, it is lovely.
GHOSTS
IN PDQ!
From Dennis
Dear Susan,
In the February 2000 issue, ‘THE JOYS OF RUFFLED RHUMBA PANTIES’ from Phyliss,
the picture she sent of herself has a ghost in it! I do some ghost investigation
and photograph them, and Phyliss definitely has a ghost living in her home
with her. That is not a defect in the picture: the human eye can't see it,
but the eye of the camera can, because of the flash has a wider range of light
spectrum than the human eye has. Phyliss will flip to find out there is a
ghost watching her, and living with her.
Susan, may I send this picture in to the International Ghost Society for
them to take a look at, and to get their comments on it?
Love,
Dennis
Phyliss will be quite delighted by this discovery I am sure. In Britain
at least, to have a ghost in one’s house is regarded as VERY bon-ton. In Scotland,
if a house is not haunted by several aristocratic headless ghosts, then no
family of good breeding will even consider living there.
Here is the link to the page:
At the time I did offer a different, more magickal, interpretation
of the phenomenon that Dennis is referring to.
REQUESTS
Dear Susan,
Hello. Could you please let me have the email address of the person who
wrote "More Petticoat Humiliation from My Sisters"?
Thank you so much,
Terri
If the writer of that letter wishes to contact Terri then they should
write to me.
Until next week...
Susan