Once, I had become very close friends with a woman named Stephanie. We had become so close in fact that we were on the verge of being a couple. One day, while Stephanie and I were talking on the phone, she asked me if I wanted to go out with her on Friday night. I asked where she had in mind, and she told me she wanted to go to a bar. I told her I wasn't interested, but I thanked her anyway.

Now, what Stephanie didn't know was, that Friday night, I was planning on going to a drag bar, but I was going there not to see the performers. I was going there, because I was going to be one of the performers. You see, a couple of weeks before, I had gone to that drag bar, and I talked with the owners and I said I was interested in performing.

The owners then asked me to get into my outfit and show them what I could do. So, I went in a backroom and started getting dressed. I began by putting on a black curly haired wig. I then taped fake silicon boobs to my chest. I then put on a hot pink strapless size 42DD bra. I then put on a light pink sweatshirt with a heart on it, and in the heart, it said "Cutie."

I then slipped on pink cotton Hanes Her Way briefs. I then slipped on some light pink pantyhose. I then put on a pair of pink Victoria's Secret sweatpants with the word "PINK" written across the butt. I finished by putting on women's socks and women's sneakers. When I was done, I took a deep breath and said "Well, here goes nothing."

So, I walked out of the room and I showed the owners my outfit. They both gasped, and one of the owners, who was a lady by the way, said "You look wonderful!" I said "Thank you." The other lady asked "What do you have on?" I then went into detail, telling them every single thing I was wearing.

The first lady then asked me "Okay, what will you be doing as part of your act?" I answered "I will be imitating Lacey Chabert from Mean Girls." The second lady said "Interesting. Wait a minute, her boobs aren't that big." I said "I know. I just thought it would be fun to have boobs this big." I was then asked if I would be imitating Lacey's character from Mean Girls and I said yes, and the ladies told me to give them a demonstration.

So, I recited several of Lacey's lines from the movie. When I was done, the first lady said "Unbelievable! That impression was so good!" The second lady agreed. I was then told that they wanted me to perform at the club in two weeks, which I accepted.

I was very happy when I left. I had wanted to perform in a drag show for a while, and now I was getting a chance. Before I knew it, two weeks had come, and I showed up to the club about 15 minutes before I was supposed to go on.

Soon, I heard the MC say "Ladies and gentlemen, performing here tonight for the first time, please welcome The Lovely Lacey!" I then walked out. I was pretty nervous, but most of that feeling went away when I saw and heard the crowd cheer.

While I was looking at the crowd, I saw Stephanie. My heart sank, because I had no idea she would be there, and I was wondering if she had recognized me. I then thanked the crowd for their applause and I explained what would be in my act. I then started. I got a lot of laughter and applause and cheers, and when I was done, the whole crowd cheered like crazy.

I then headed backstage to change, when I heard a voice say "Cory." I turned my head and it was Stephanie. She said "I'd like to talk to you after you're done. Meet me in the car." I said "Okay." I was so scared, because I wasn't sure what she was going to say. It's worth noting that she had a disappointed look on her face when she said she wanted to talk to me.

I soon went out to her car and when I got in, the first thing she said was "Why didn't you tell me?" I said "I'm sorry Steph. I was just scared of what you might say if you found out about this." She smiled and said "Let me just say that tonight, you were absolutely wonderful!"

It was such a relief to hear her say that. I asked "So, this whole me dressing in drag thing doesn't bother you?" She said "Are you kidding? I love seeing guys dress in women's clothes." I said "So, you were just disappointed that I didn't tell you that I dressed in drag, not that I dressed in drag to begin with."

She said "That's right. However, I do understand now why you didn't tell me right away." I then put my arm around her and said "Steph, I really like you, and I didn't want to do anything to mess this up." The next thing I know, she kisses me, and yes, I kissed her back. She said "I love you Cory, and you dressing in drag isn't going to change that."

I said "I love you too Stephanie." I then asked "How did you know it was me?" She answered "I knew it was you when I saw your face and your beautiful blue eyes." We sat and talked for a bit, and then Stephanie drove me home.

On the way home, we talked about my performance, and I told Stephanie everything I wore. Soon, we were at my house, and we told each other goodnight, and we kissed each other. I then went into the house and went to sleep. So that's the story about how my girlfriend found out about me enjoying dressing in women's clothes.

The end

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