"Good. Now, strike a pose. Come on left hand on hip, push those lovely boobs out. That's right - perfect. I'm really enjoying this - aren't you?"
"What do you mean, everyone's looking at you - OF COURSE everyone's looking at you, that's the whole idea. This will teach you a lesson. When I told you that I was going to take you for a walk in public round the gardens whilst we were here I told you that you would be wearing the nice summer skirt and top that we had bought for you. But "oh no, I can't possibly go out in public like that" you said. You whinged and complained so much that I decided that you needed to be shown, once again, that I DECIDE what you will wear, and when you will wear it! So here you are, instead of the nice conservative outfit I planned, you're dressed like some over age prom queen, quite the centre of attention, aren't you?"
"So in future you'll be happy to take my advice as to what you'll wear - WON'T YOU?"
"Yes, I thought you would. What's that? "Can we go back to the hotel now?" Oh no, I haven't finished having fun with you yet, this is going to be a lesson you're not going to forget in a hurry! Now, see those two ladies sat over there nearly wetting themselves laughing at you? Good. Well walk over and ask them very nicely if they would be kind enough to take a picture of the two of us together!"
"Then I think we'll go for a walk along the promenade and stop for tea somewhere. We'll go back to the hotel when I'm good and ready and certain that you're not going to question my authority again"
"What are you waiting for? Off you go - and don't forget to CURTSY nicely when you ask them!"